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[useless flash v1.1]

Interesting

This is a pretty interesting collection of flash stuff, it's nothing spectacular, but it's pretty fun for a while... and as for the filesize, there's a lot of stuff to do.
There's some nice background music.
I wouldn't do another one, but I'm not you :D

[Imminent Danger]

Above-Average.

This isnt that bad, I find it to be a bit tricky, along with plenty of small targets flying all over the place.
The background music is superb, EXCELLENT choice (though it didnt suit game very well).
This is better than average, it could have used more then 1 stat opposed to the amount hit score though.

[The Boss]

Joecartoon is awesome

I love it!

[Bullettime Fighting]

Fun

This is a strange, yet good fighter, it took me a while to get a hang of the controls, but once I did, it was REALLY fun to play!
A nice variety of moves, and it all works well in an obviously Matrix-like style.
Probably works best with two players, but there's an awful lot of replay value in this one.
I think the omission of a soundtrack is a big one, but the effects were pretty good.
Smooth animation and nice backgrounds add to the experience.

[Rammer - tutorial (old)]

Good tutorial

This shows you how to do a couple of things in pretty good detail.
Tutorials are always good, and this one isn't that bad.
The text was a little small, but that isnt a major problem.
The sound loop was kind of annoying, but I guess it's better then no sound loop at all!
It's alright, nothing to WOW about, but it's 3/5 worthy.

Rammer responds:

hmm, i recognize u from somewhere...anyway, this one is horrible in my opinion. the redone version is so much better. the text is bigger, the code is copyable, and the loop isnt as annoying (: thanks!

[Extreme Sledding]

Fun to play

I was surprised at how good this was, it somewhat reminding me somewhat of that one game that used to come with Windows 95 and 98, Skifree i think it was called.
It's very fun to play. It has some simple controls, and a decent scoring system (though It doesnt reset at end of game, intentional? No?)
It's not anything to new or interesting, not bad, nor great, but it sure is fun to play!

[Click n Slide]

Quick laugh

This isnt bad for a quick pick up and play, but it's not my favourite sort of game...
It all seems to work properly, and there's a decent amount of stuff to do... it's fun, and awkwardly humourous.
Puzzle fans will probably like this a lot.
Even non-puzzle fans like myself will too.
Nice stuff!

[Forester]

Underrated in my opinion

This is surprisingly good!
I found it to be very fun! Lot's of shooting action, with lots of people to kill, ammo refills and all of that mumbo jumbo!
It's very nicely drawn with some good sound effects.
The only flaw I found is with the controls, you can't turn and walk forward at the same time and turning is too slow, but maybe that was intentional.
Besides that, this was very enjoyable and fun! lots of replay value!

[Zero runs]

BORING!

This is pure rubbish, it's not a good concept for a game to begin with *but you get SOME style points) and it gets dull after about 10 or 11 seconds (no exaggeration).
There's isn't much more to say about this flash.
All you do is simply move your mouse, don't hit the walls.
No fun in that at all. disappointing to say the least.