j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Breakdance]

Enjoyable Sprite movie.

This is pretty fun to watch, and it's better than a lot of sprite movies that I've seen!
I mean, it's no Super Mario Reloaded or Randy Solem stuff, but while glancing at the origin, I cant really complain!
The background track was great, and there's definately some good graphical effects along with some clever ideas in this flash.
The lengthiness was almost perfect, it doesn't get boring, yet it's not short at the same time.
Great job! Definately worth a look or two!

[I'm a cucumber]

Random crazyness!

Haha! Well, this really did make me laugh, simply by the complete and utter randomness and stupidity of it all!
It's a real no brainer flash work, but it's funny!!!
Im not entirely sure as to what the end bit was about though, it was weird thats for sure!
It's an infinite loop, it's above average all and all. Good stuff!

[Raspberrybeard the Pirate]

Interesting cartoon...

Well, it's a good idea for a cartoon..., it's definately funny, and it's violent, and it's original too!.
All aspects were above average, which is always a good thing, though the constant sounds of pineapple eating in the preloader got real repetive, and real annoying, real fast!
It's worth taking a quick look, the score seems fitting, all and all, this is just an average flash movie. Good stuff!

[* * * Be Happy! * * *]

Strangly good.

This is a fine movie, the idea really fitted the Supermen Lovers track.
It was a pretty nice movie anyway.
There are some nice graphical effects in this, I liked the fading from day into night effect/transition near the end of the movie.
Generally, this flash makes you feel pretty good, and that's always a good thing.
Nice job on this unique flash!

[The American Dream]

Decent.

Well, it's a nice drawing of a plane, and there is some nice music with it.
The buildings were pretty basic.
There's not too much more to be said about this though, I'm just going to guess that it didn't intend to be great, even good in any respect.
This movie was all and all poor, and I didnt really like it too much, and that's all I can say

[kenny killed by bus]

too short.

Haha!, well, it's fairly obvious what's going to happen... given the title of the movie.
Kenny does indeed get killed by a bus, but thats all it is!
The flash skills on display aren't too bad, you just need to exploit more of your talent...
As it is, it's quite poor.

[Clockfiction]

Good short

It's Pulp Fiction, but it's clock style.
Original, and fun!
The Dick Dale music is great, very fitting.
It's a bit not all there animation and graphics wise, but it doesn't effect the movies score too much to make a huge impact.
It needed to be longer though, but that is the only flaw I can think of when I see this.
It's all average in every aspect.

[guy gets slapped]

Wtf?

This is simply a stick figure, slapping another stick figure for no apparent reason, with a terrible sounding screaming sound clip.
This is so terrible, that it got a 1 in humour.
Anyways, congrats on the Turd... this one deserved such a shit award.

[Wario: In Space]

Fun stuff.

It's a weak concept, but it's funny enough that it works pretty well, and it is quite funny!
The Wario animations are pretty good, the sounds aren't horrendous, but arent great.
It's simply a nice, simple, short, and it does what it says its suppose to. Good stuff!

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[the boy who...]

Above average

This is fairly well made, it is definately well drawn, and there are some really good sounds too!
The violence is cool, I just expected this to be a bit longer then what it is right now, opposed to just one, falling down the stairs sequence.
Though it is pretty funny and good to watch, it's simply too short for my liking.
I still gave a 7/10, because it made me laugh =)