j00bie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon01102005]

Coolies

Another Daily Toon i got to see before hand, due to the me submitting it, so the blatant obviousness of it all etc, etc... Anywho, I thought this movie was pretty nice. Some good music and some decent graphics. Though i gotta admit, i did almost doze off through it... not because of the animation, but because of the song... very sleeeeeppy..
I liked it... though it did need a better ending in my opinion. Ah well, it's good stuff.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

Coolbeans good sir.

[DailyToon01092005]

Menya Zovut Shnur

This game reminds me a whole lot of Fishy... maybe it has something to do with running on a near identical engine, but i can never be sure.
This is very well compressed, though difficult. perhaps if the huge nazis didnt move quite so fast, and maybe if the Russian was able to move faster. Either way, it had a great song, and the game is very addictive.
Menya Zovut Shnur.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

thax

[DailyToon01072005]

Good shit.

I had the pleasure of viewing this movie before hand of the submitting, because I was the one who actually submitted this, how ironic is that ;D.
A good daily toon by jetninjin, he makes some great work... I hope he makes more movies like these in the future B).
Near Future, of course... this was good. Liked the art B)

TheStarSyndicate responds:

hna

[DailyToon01062005]

hah..

i liked how it started off with the factory and shit, being all moody and serious, then it turns into a fat clown with the voice of Ernie from Sesame street talking about bath time with his rubber ducky. then it breaks in to song...
That pretty much sums up the whole thing, I thought it was funny B), nice work.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

ddddddddd

[DailyToon01042005]

LOL

Fourstars dialouge was unexpected, and hilarious... "In the butt".. and "There will be no bonus round today cause im so god damn fat I ate it".
Coolboymans made me laugh out loud at Steve Urkel pissing... then the 2 Close ups of animals ive seen before via AIM, but I forget from who.
Ah well, i laughed B).

TheStarSyndicate responds:

hahah

[DailyToon01032005]

hah.

Out of the 16 first reviews, 15 were 0/10.. thats hilarious.
I liked UglyBastards take on Numa Numa, YUK4s wasnt to bad... but... it was just.. not much... RoyMastas was funny, that actually made me laugh, but I think GrandfatherClocks was the best.. so... good job.

Make more Grandfather-Clock, do it >:O

TheStarSyndicate responds:

ggdsgsd

[DailyToon01022005]

ha

I wasnt too impressed with this one, and I didnt even submit this one... I think WTFSNOEs was probably the best, how do i shot cop? heh.. The others were all fairly weak, though YUK4 had some good graphics... it was all... so... not.... good, yaknow? Ah well, the crap toons are always more fun B)

TheStarSyndicate responds:

fffffff

[DailyToon01012005]

Nice.

Im sorry to say people, but I personally feel that mine was the best in this one B).
Well, maybe YUK4s was better then mine... but I have a biased opinion... and his had a ball of penises in it... It's so hard to choose!
I declare myself the winner, kthx.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

thx

[DailyToon01112005]

Nice.

I had the pleasure to watch this movie before the submission... seeing as I was the person who actually submitted it, how convenient is that?
Some great voice acting to some smooth sprite animation, though it lacks in plot, i'm sure the full version will be much better B).
Seems other reviewers like it as well.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

me too.

[DailyToon01052005]

That was great!

Wow, man like, I think I should mass vote this through judgment, because everybody seems to think that that is what I do best!

Wow, 2.89/5.00! That must be courtesy of all of my alternate accounts and proxies! You know... the ones that don't exist!

This was a hawt daily toon... Make more nohimn, or i swear i'll efhfe.

thank you.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I love you